A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.
Dear Wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain
needs that you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
as a wife and sincerely hope that you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my
18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that
read as follows:
Dear Husband, You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this
letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since
you are the mathematician, you will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54
more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up.
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