Thursday, June 16, 2011

Smart Sardarni

Santa: Bhabiji ka naam kya hai? ( What is Her Name)
Banta: Google Kaur
Santa: Eh? Ye kya naam hai? ( What is this Name)
Banta: Ek sawaal karo, dus jawaab milega ( Ask her one question and she returns a thousand answers)


SIMPLE TRUTH !

SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.


SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats"

But, none of them come and touches the man's dick and says "Good Job".

Moral of the story:
"Hard work is never appreciated"

W.I.F.E

A few people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG."

Another guy says, "What's that?"

The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."

Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.

A girl asks, "What's that?"

He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."

A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE."

Larry says, "A wife? What's a wife?"

She says, "That means, 'Wash, Iron, F..k, Etc."