Sheep Insemination!

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several

weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a

veterinarian for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial

insemination.

The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to

display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep

are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will

instead lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion

that artificial insemination means HE has to impregnate the sheep. So, he

loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with

them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all

still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads

them in the truck again.

He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good

measure, brings them back and goes to bed. The next morning he wakes to

find the sheep still just standing around.

One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive

them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon

returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the

sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are laying in

the grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the

horn.