A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in LA and he's stopped
in traffic and thinks "wow, this traffic seems worse than usual, we're not
even moving."
He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the cars
and he rolls down his window and says "Excuse me officer, what's the hold
up?"
"O.J. just found out the verdict, he's all depressed. He's lying down in the
middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline
and light himself on fire. He just doesn't have the $8.5 million for the
Goldmans. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."
The man says "Oh really? How much have you got so far?"
"So far?....Ten gallons."
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