An executive was in a bind. He had to get rid of one
member of his staff. He had narrowed it down to two people: Mary and
Jack. The decision was hard to make as they were both equally
senior, equally qualified, and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that whoever used the water
fountain first would be let go.
Mary came in the next day and was dreadfully hungover
- she had really been partying the night before. She went over
to the water fountain to get some water, so she could take some
aspirin, when the executive approached her and said,
"Mary, I have never done this before, but I have to
lay you or Jack off." Mary replied, "Then you'll have to jack off. I have a
hell of a headache."
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