Don't Need A Porsche 2 Pik Up Chicks!

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud

hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help

pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be

found. So he drives the farmer's Porsche back to the mud hole and ties

some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to

his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again

and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to

go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, 'I think I can stand

over the hole!' So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, 'Grab

for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up.' And the chicken did and pulled himself

to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Porsche to pick up chicks!