During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners,
asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on
a
date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her
that you
have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to
go
pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and
impolite. What about
you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
your good manners?'
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
to shake hands
with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to
after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
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