New Software System MYASS

This memo is to announce the development of a new software system

which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as "Millennia

Year Application Software System" (MYASS).

Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to

everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all

employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MYASS.

We have not addressed networking aspects yet, so currently only one

person at a time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after

MYASS expands.

Some employees have begun using the program already. This morning I

walked into a subordinate's office and was not surprised to find that he had

his nose buried in MYASS.

Some of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of MYASS. Last

week my secretary said to me, "I'm a little nervous, I never put anything in

MYASS before." I helped her through the first time and afterward she

admitted that it ! was relatively painless and she was actually looking

forward to doing it again, and was even ready to kiss MYASS.

There have been concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS upon

initial installation, but the virus has been eliminated and we were able to

save MYASS. In the future, however, protection will be required prior to

entering MYASS.

This database will encompass all information associated with the business.

As you begin using the program, feel free to put anything you want in

MYASS.

As MYASS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be commonplace

for a supervisor to hand work to an employee and say, "here, stick this in

MYASS."

It will be a great day when we need data quickly and our employees can

respond, "Here it is, I just pulled it out of MYASS."