John and his girlfriend had been dating for over a year when they decided to get
married. His parents helped him in every way, and his friends encouraged him.
His girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering John. That one thing was his girlfriend's younger sister. His prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near
him, and John got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did
it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister calls and asked John to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when John arrived. She whispered to John that soon he was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for him that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told John that she wanted to make love to him just once before John got married and committed his life to her sister. John was in total shock and could not say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with
it just come up and get me."
John was stunned. He was frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her clothes and threw them down
the stairs at John. John stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight
to the front door. He opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward his car.
His future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
hugged John and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
The moral of this story is:.....
married. His parents helped him in every way, and his friends encouraged him.
His girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering John. That one thing was his girlfriend's younger sister. His prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near
him, and John got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did
it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister calls and asked John to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when John arrived. She whispered to John that soon he was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for him that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told John that she wanted to make love to him just once before John got married and committed his life to her sister. John was in total shock and could not say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with
it just come up and get me."
John was stunned. He was frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her clothes and threw them down
the stairs at John. John stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight
to the front door. He opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward his car.
His future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
hugged John and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
The moral of this story is:.....
Always keep your condom in the Car.
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