Sunday, March 13, 2011

Man Blessed 2 Women.

> A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
> stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in *
>
> *8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. *
>
> *I want her to know what I go through, so please
> allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
>
> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
> morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. *
>
> *He arose, cooked** **breakfast** **for his mate, awakened the kids, *
>
> *Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, *
>
> *Drove them to school, came home and** **picked up
> the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners *
>
> *And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, *
>
> *Then drove home to put away the groceries,*
>
> *Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. *
>
> *He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. *
>
> *Then it was already **1 P.M.** and he hurried to make the beds,
> do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
> Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
> them on the way home.*
>
> * Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
> homework,*
>
> *Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
>
> At **4:30** he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,
> breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
> After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
> laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At **9 P.M.** he was
> exhausted
> and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was
> expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,
> Lord,
> I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being
> able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, *
>
> *"My son, I feel you have learned
> your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they
were.
> You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night."

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