Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Little Johnny on Mahabartha

Teacher : "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devaki behind the bars. First son is born, and Kansa kills him by poisoning... Second one is born and Kansa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born.........."

Now Little Johnny , who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. He looks nervous and confused.

He says, " Teacher, I have a doubt......"

Teacher: " Johnny , the whole world does not have doubt in Mahabharata, then how come you have one?"

Johnny : " Teacher, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to Kill him, then WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL..............?????????

No comments:

Post a Comment