---There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in
the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1)
would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3) would be good
in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and
there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any
arms or legs.
"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see,
I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away
from you."
"Yes, but are you good in bed?"
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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