Intelligent Blonde!

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not

allow

me to take a leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few

days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker

(who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending

to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me

a

few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you

doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go

home and recuperate for a couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the

blonde)

followed me, the Boss asked her

"... And where do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!