Friday, January 25, 2013

Little Johnny Again with Cats!

You gotta love him! 
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? 
Johnny: Seven, Sir.  
Teacher: No, listen carefully...If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? 
Johnny: Seven, Sir.  
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have? 
Johnny: Six.  
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have? 
Johnny: Seven!!! SIR!  
A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!? 
A very angry Johnny: Because,.... I've already got a fuckin' cat!!!

No comments:

Post a Comment