These fit so well they should
be in a dictionary.
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both
ends
and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY
PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and
dye.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are
dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes
hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in
conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage..
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the
paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies
better.
RAISIN:
A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a
time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped
off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to
extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of
today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expres sed.
And MY Personal Favourite!
WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
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