Friday, January 25, 2013

Coincidental Cock!


A chicken farmer went to the local bar .... He sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman said: "How strange! I also just ordered a glass of Champagne".
"What a coincidence," said the farmer who adds: "This is a special day for me .... I am celebrating".
"This is a special day for me too, I am celebrating too!" said the woman.
"What a coincidence!" said the farmer! As they toast the man asks, "What are you celebrating?" :
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me I was pregnant".
"What a coincidence!" the man said: "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they all laid eggs."
"That's great! Said the woman. How did your hens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he answers.


The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence."

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