A chicken farmer went to the local
bar .... He sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman said: "How strange! I also
just ordered a glass of Champagne ".
"What a coincidence," said the
farmer who adds: "This is a special day for me .... I am celebrating".
"This is a special day for me too, I
am celebrating too!" said the woman.
"What a coincidence!" said the
farmer! As they toast the man asks, "What are you celebrating?"
:
"My husband and I have been trying
to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me I was pregnant".
"What a coincidence!" the man said:
"I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they
all laid eggs."
"That's great! Said the woman. How
did your hens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he
answers.
The woman smiled and said: "What a
coincidence."
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