Friday, January 25, 2013

Design Debate with God on Women!

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,
 Arthur Davidson , died and went to  heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've
been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can
hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
"I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay,
so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?
 
  Arthur  said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented:
'Well, what's the big deal in inventing
something that's pretty unstable, makes
noise
 and pollution and can't run without
a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but
finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the
inventor of woman?' 


God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur,
 'professional to professional, you have some
 major design flaws in your invention !


  
1.
 There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
 suspension 

    
                   
  
2.  It chatters constantly at high speeds
                 

  
3.  Most rear ends are too soft and wobble
     about too  much



4.
  The intake is placed way too
  close to the exhaust

  
5.  The maintenance costs are
     outrageous!!!!


     



'Hmmmmm,
 you may have some good points there,' replied
 God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial  supercomputer,
typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God
 said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers,
 more men are riding my invention than yours'.

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