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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,
Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've
been such a good
man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you
can
hang out with
anyone you want to in heaven.'
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
"I want to hang
out with God.'
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
introduced him to
God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay,
so you were the
one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...' God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without
a road?'
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?' God said, 'Ah, yes.' 'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention ! 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds 3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble
about
too much
4. The intake is placed way too
close to
the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!! 'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.' God went to his Celestial supercomputer,
typed in a few
words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. 'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'. |
Friday, January 25, 2013
Design Debate with God on Women!
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