WIFE

• Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life; the wives want both!
• Every wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband! "Miss" for 1 hour and "stress" for the rest 23 hours!
• Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in and those inside are desperate to come out.
• No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife. Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.
• Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?` Google search result, ‘Good day sir, Even we are searching’.
• Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
• Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!
• Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
• A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married. He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
• It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she is in love the most; and when a man does that, the slide show begins.
• It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home – A Good Maid!
• Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.