Little Johnny Again.

Johnny walked into class with a black eye

Teacher: what’s wrong?

Johnny : our house is very small.
Me, my mom, my dad we sleep on the same bed.

Last night my dad asked, 'Johnny are u sleeping?
When I said No, he slaped my face and gave me a Black eye"

Teacher: the next time when your dad asks if you're sleeping , keep dead quiet and don’t answer

The following morning Johnny comes back with a severe+ SEVERE + black eye again..

Teacher: My goodness why the black eye again?
Johnny: Dad asked me again, Johnny are you sleeping? And I shut up n kept dead still.

Then my dad and my mom started moving,
You know at the same time Mom was breathing erratically,
Kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.

Then my dad asked my mom, are you coming?

Mom said: Yes I’m coming, are u coming too?

Dad answered: Yes !!!

They don’t usually go anywhere without me

So I said, wait for me, I'm also coming...