Thursday, June 16, 2011

SIMPLE TRUTH !

SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.


SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congrats"

But, none of them come and touches the man's dick and says "Good Job".

Moral of the story:
"Hard work is never appreciated"

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