The Vibrator

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> >As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
> >door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
> >within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter
> >with a vibrator.
> >
> >Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'
> >
> >The daughter replied: 'Mum, I'm thirty-five years
> >old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
> >I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
> >leave me alone.'
> >
> >The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz
> >coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
> >door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
> >daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
> >
> >To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter
> >said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this
> >thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a
> >husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
> >
> >A couple days later, the wife came home from a
> >shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen
> >counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
> >of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed
> her husband sitting on the couch,
>
> >downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
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> >
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> >The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing
>
> >like crazy.
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> >
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> >The wife asked: 'What the f@!* are you doing?'
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> >
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> >The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'